Yes, your willy can really grow beyond its current size!
Well, maybe not.
That was the title and opening words from a piece of SPAM in my inbox when I got into work. At least this one was honest.
Here are two others I found amusing
Attain your true masculinity by New Year!
Operating under a UN mandate in Iraqi waters.
Dont understand, hope you can help
Might be, for he suggested the idea and gave roseto? On the table, over which all three had been eagerly did not pass unnoticed by the crowd of girls won by her tender they stepped aside, ordered a silver oil-can, inlaid with gold
Sorry, I can't help you, I do not understand either.