"A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"

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"That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."

exchange between policeman and Groucho Marx in Night at the Opera

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Mother of Invention said…
HA! HA! A classic! Did you watch Abbot and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, or The Three Stooges at all?
July 17, 2007 7:54 PM
Richard said…
MOI: I am very partial to the Marx Brothers (especially Animal Crackers). Laurel and Hardy is fine. Abbot and Costello are less so, and I really don't get the Three Stooges (although, I suspect Jason would enjoy them)
July 18, 2007 9:04 AM
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